Here are some more answers to some more questions, as posed by the lovely Kimberly:
1. Shaken or stirred?
Why, stirred, of course. Shaking causes bruising.
2. Boxers or briefs?
Oh, none for me, thanks. 
3. Top or bottom?
Yes. Absolutely.
4. Baked or fried?
You might have just asked me a question I can't answer. :D