From the Department of More Information About Our Bakerina Than We Ever Wanted To Know: The beauteous and glorious Jo Spanglemonkey brought this test to my attention. As I answered the questions, I kept hearing the cheerful voice of Eric Idle, the resident doctor at Psychiatrist Dairies Ltd., advising, "Mind you, that's just a pat diagnosis taken without obtaining your complete psychological history first." I can't explain all of this, but I suspect it's laced with severe lactic impulses. I'll take a pot of yogurt and 3 pints of cream, please.
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | Moderate |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | High |
| Narcissistic: | Low |
| Avoidant: | Moderate |
| Dependent: | High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
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