First orionoir challenges us to all speak openly of sex. Then our beautiful hostess is silly enough to wander off for a week leaving the blog keys where I can find ‘em. When the cat’s away the ‘mouse will play his second-favorite sport – livening up the Google hits around here. Without futher ado:
One Man’s Nearly Foolproof Recipe for Sex as Good As Bakerina’s Multiple-Chocolate Orgasm-Causing Trianon Cake
Foreplay
Begin with touching. Sometimes it starts with the caress of an earlobe, sometimes a kiss, sometimes a full-body massage. Then, as you move together in bed be sure to touch each and every part of her skin, from toes to the back of her knees to her collarbone and the insides of her elbows. Gentle. Rough. With fingers. Leg. Foot. Tongue. Feather. Whatever. Just remember, her whole body is covered with nerves. Wake them all up and let them all participate.
Anticipation and Withholding
Where would you rather be than right here, right now, making love? Personally I can’t think of a single place. My mind is a complete blank. Therefore, I’m ready to lick nipples, caress the small of her back or stroke her pubic hair for hours or days. I find the longer I hold out myself, the better it is for me, so I am never in a hurry. After all the foreplay, just penetration itself can often take another 5 or 10 or more minutes. It should progress in agonizingly slow stages. As a rule of thumb, it occurs sometime after she uses her fingernails to make it clear that if it does not happen RIGHT NOW, you will pay with blood. Why rush these things?
The Multiple Male Orgasm
Next, borrowing liberally from “The Joy of Sex,” it is critical to learn that most men can, with practice, completely control when they come, can learn to stay hard without a rest period and can experience multiple orgasms. Put those onanastic urges to good use. Practice makes perfect.
A Woman’s Body Is a Fine Instrument
Women are complicated. They let silly things like their brains get involved in sex. But by the time you’re naked and the wet parts are rubbing together, a guy’s sole goal has to be to deliver pleasure so as to get invited back. Therefore, she sets the rhythm. As I’ve said, I’m easy. I can finish any time between now and next Tuesday -- the longer the better -- so she’s got one hundred percent of my attention. It’s her trip. She comes first and as many times as she’d like or is capable of. Only when she’s done are you done.
Post-Coital Cigarette
Then there’s afterward. She wants to cuddle? Sounds good. A quick shower? Shall I join you and soap your back or would you prefer a little time alone? The only thing on my mind is that she gets exactly what she wants so we can do this all again. The sooner the better.
As for stories about actual sex, well, you'll just have to wait until Bunni is out of town and her place is left unlocked... .