I have never been so happy to go outside in my life. I am going to show my appreciation to the city that never sleeps by going to my local all-night fruit & vegetable emporium and buying some more Red Bull.
Just as soon as I have a Red Bull.
Dear friends, I shall return. 
Dudes! It’s my mom! Everybody look busy!
I mean, hi, Mom. I’m so sorry I missed your call—I didn’t even hear the phone ring. I still don’t have the hang of this “posting every 1/2 hour” thing. My brain hurts.
If you’re up and feeling chattable, I’ll keep my cell phone near my chair—although I’m just about to take my second cold shower of the night.
Thank you for stopping by! This is so cool.
Home, home at last! Home with an emergency stash of Red Bull (which, Keith, I avoided like the plague until tonight—silly plans call for silly measures). Now to resume blogging…
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Oh, very funny, guys. Reeeeeal mature.