Curse the Internet gods and their mayhem! It seems our poor Bakerina has lost her Internet connection only minutes before the pop of the starter’s pistol, and has scurried off to find service somewhere, anywhere, in her desire to please the world with her wonderful food tales. So while she steps away for a half an hour or so, you get me, which isn’t all bad. Like any substitute worth their beans, I know how to be brief.
Speaking of brief, here’s a grainy picture of me in my briefs, happy fat face and all. Yes, I too, am Blogathoning, only I’m the bad boy who got himself kicked out of the club for unsavory business.
*Substitutes Note: Bakerina only asked me to post a single sentence. I appear to have embellished.