Dear friends, I know what you’re thinking. I know the questions that nibble at the back of your mind, really, I do.
You’re thinking, “That Bakerina. Such a card. Not only a baking nerd, not only a music nerd, but an animation nerd as well. Say! I wonder what she would look like as a cartoon?”
Thanks to the assistance provided by the estimable and witty Pauly D, now I have the answer. Thanks, Mr. D. Incidentally, Lloyd has confirmed that I do indeed look like this, and you can believe him, because he is a truthful sort, our Lloyd.
I don’t know if I trust you to play with any kind of action figure appropriately.
Okay, okay, I’m sorry, that wasn’t fair of me. Let’s see...the Bakerina action figure. Wears a black chef’s jacket (impractical when working with flour, but this is New York F***in’ City, and we’re all about the black here), modern dance tights and plastic clogs, like Molto Mario wears, only much, much meaner. Carries a really big whisk.