Friday, June 18, 2004
I don’t blog. Sorry. I snark. I use comments to spout off or communicate in lieu of email. I hang out at Plastic though like Bakerina and orionoir I rarely bother with commenting anymore. Every once in a while one of my friends (I have at least two, I’m sure of that) comments about my literary brilliance or insightfulness and tells me I ought to write more or (shudder) blog. But I resist the urge since there are already not enough hours in my day.
And then along comes our dear Bakerina. She says, “Ahh, come’on, ‘mouse, don’t be a sissy.” “One hit never hurt anyone.” “Besides, this one is free.” “You can try it for a month and see if you like it.” “All the cool kids are doing it.” “What’re you worried about, you rat-wannabe?” And then the clencher, “If you do it, I’ll show you my boobies.”
You don’t think Bakerina said that to me? I’m here, am I not?
‘mouse
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Don’t forget to take a picture.
You’re going to post that picture, aren’t you? Because I’m pretty sure her hits will absolutely skyrocket if you do. Look at what happened to Orionoir’s hits when he posted pics of himself nekkid.
I dunno. To the best of my knowledge even nakedjen didn’t manage to get nekkid Bakerina pics. But I can try. At least something like “Calendar Girls” which I finally saw last week.
On a totally different subject, it’s kind of fitting that the discussion of Bakerina on her cooking blog has turned into a “roast” in her absence.
Well, it’s not like any of us could write about food with a Bakerinaish panache, could we?
my nekkid picture did not receive quite the acclaim i was expecting. 14 therapy sessions later, i’ve gotten over this rude awakening. i’m now featured on bangable.com, and the rave reviews are pouring in…
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