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Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Beware of seagulls, or Just Call Me M.C. 984-Foot Bakerina

Because it's been so long since I've done one of these...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bakerina!

  1. Bakerina is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  2. Bakerina is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
  3. Bakerina can taste with her feet.
  4. California is the biggest exporter of Bakerina in the world.
  5. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Bakerina from each salad served in first class.
  6. All shrimp are born as Bakerina, but gradually mature into females.
  7. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Bakerina is near.
  8. It is bad luck to walk under Bakerina.
  9. Bakerina is 984 feet tall.
  10. Bakerina can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!

I am interested in - do tell me about

(Brought to me by the mad keen purlingswine, who is bifurcated, apparently. smile

Posted by Bakerina at 11:55 PM in • (6) Comments • (0) Trackbacks

Apparently, the porpoise is second to me as the most intelligent animal on the planet. Which may explain why I am “incapable of sleep.” All that brain power...I just can’t seem to relax…

Can you knead bread dough with your feet too? wink

We put in Vin Diesel for the hell of it...go ahead, try it, it’s hilarious…

Lee Ann on 03/02/06 at 10:13 AM  

I am like unto chocolate liquor: “White chocolate isn’t technically chocolate, because it doesn’t contain Kimberly!” Just goes to show you really are what you eat.

Would your feet like to try some mandarin marmalade? I have no toes (the taste buds of the feet, doncha know), but my mouth thought it was good.

Kimberly on 03/02/06 at 12:24 PM  

such talented feet you have!! 

ps.  warning: when doing a search on bifurcated, know that there will be pictures.  eeewwww

ann on 03/02/06 at 05:05 PM  

I read your Top 10 this morning and walking home I totally saw three seagulls together and I looked around real fast...but no Bakerina in sight!  (in Boston) :( haha

Emily AC on 03/03/06 at 01:05 AM  

omigod, how did i miss this the first time?  i must blog it…

goliard on 03/03/06 at 03:04 PM  

I wonder what Chuck Norris would think about this.

Bill Stevenson on 03/03/06 at 05:52 PM  
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